We're back with childhood regrets, Christmas tales, and shocking alien news.

Three idiots in one little car on a freezing night in a shifty town musing on gravity, tragedy, and horniness.

Tyler's sick, Anderson's got a new catchphrase... and one of the pabs is being impeached??

More dudes have been busted for being awful, we're in love with a new Netflix show, and a certain doctor friend of ours might be kinkier than expected....

People keep touching people.

Mike saw a weird movie, Target is obsessed with Tyler and Anderson finds some spicy Yelp reviews.

The first thing you need to know about this episode, is that Mike knew three smoking hot chicks in San Diego...

So basically, Mike's been stealing dirt because ???