Anderson had a run-in with an Australian man, TyTy has some unwanted updates on the International Space Station and Mike Carano has had his life changed by Trader Joe's.

We don't know how old Chinese babies are. Anderson's doctor doesn't know why Anderson gets physicals. Mike doesn't know how to eat. But we do know it's all about perspective.

On a much drier-eyed AD, we discuss cloning, bank robberies, and mosquitoes plus film festival rejection notices.

It's the end of an era.

California is ablaze and we're pretty sure we had nothing to do with it.

Mike thinks he knows how to commit the perfect crime, Tyler went viral, and Anderson got a crash course in how to actually sell a movie.

Anderson is back from the East Coast, Mike makes amends, and TyTy makes a big purchase.

(Shoutout to the special intro by Mike)

Mike and Tyler spend a delightful fall afternoon at The Grove chatting about junkyards, Gene Simmons, auto body repair dilemmas and what to do with extra concert tickets. Plus Anderson calls in just before his plane departs for Guatemala.

Or Chile.

Or Boston.

Or Northern California.

We're not really sure.

Mike saw a rocket, Anderson pet some sad animals, Tyler ended up at a Nirvana show and we try to figure out when it's okay to start digging up celebrities.

*David Attenborough Voice*

"In the rich urban jungle of Southern California, three Caucasian Pabs have a boisterous discussion on a variety of topics, in an attempt to communicate to the outside world. Understanding these animals, has only just begun." (Episode description via Patreon-er Daniel Munoz)

Mike went to an island by himself, Anderson shares a heart-warming moment with Atticus, Tyler is in love with a new mascot and we play a mysterious audio tape sure to sink Carano's political ambitions.

Anderson had a very strange flight, Mike's obsessed with a new corner of YouTube, we dish out a bit of ADvice and get SPICY about an email sent to us by a listener to inform us that he will no longer be listening to our progrum.

The trio of idiots attended Dr. Drew's 60th birthday party where Anderson was confronted by a figure from his past!

This week on the AD: HOT mics, Indian weddings, the perils of mid-recess bathroom breaks in grade school, dad secrets, an old-timey murder mystery and more!

Anderson has tales from the road, TyTy was invaded by pests and Mike has a wonderful idea to help people visit the world's most famous destinations.

Good luck trying to follow this episode. Mike is all-over-the-place, Anderson is cracked out on caffeine and TyTy is, well, just like he always is.

What do Bo Jackson, Peppa Pig and Gary Coleman have in common?

Anderson is sick so we get together on Skype to discuss a curious trend in Beauty's neighborhood, Peppa Pig, old commercials and Mike's favorite child (?) actor.

Due to a hectic week, the boys meet up for lunch to bitch about traffic, scheme about starting a real estate empire and... ask some teens what grade they're in for... reasons

Buckle up for 104 minutes of ignorance and the return of Sex Man.

Anderson had some misadventures in Chicago, Mike met some tortoises, and we all *try* to be woke.

The guys return once more to Anderson's backyard to soak up the sun and spend way too long discussing samples before getting to the bottom of an unfinished story that's been bothering a listener for YEARS.

The guys have gathered for an AD cookout to discuss Mike's recent vision quest and Anderson's big invention.

Your favorite three idiots are back together and mailing it in like only they can. TyTy is an international drug smuggler and renowned roller skater, Anderson is marching and Mike got meal-shamed.

Tyler is in England with Cher, Anderson and Mike are in the backyard chering a conversation. 

We went to the Groupers premiere and, predictably, there were some hiccups!

With TyTy out due to a death in the family, Mike and Anderson talk about Memorial Day, Twitter, trips to chicago, Groupers, and other stuff. 

That's just the stuff I found by randomly clicking around the episode timeline.

Buckle up for some hot shirt talk.

Fair warning: There's no TyTy for the first 27 minutes, so you should probably just skip that whole chunk. Or, only listen to the first 27 minutes. Whatever floats your boat.

This is such a dumb episode title.

Anderson's under the gun to finish his film, had an altercation with a parking cop and we all watched a disturbing new documentary.

Scam calls, waiting in lines, Mike's gonna work at In-N-Out and Tyler was wrong about a place he thought was a weed shop...

Mike can't see, Anderson was in a biker gang, Tyler blew his writing career and Elvis can't stop kissing people.

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Mike saved a damsel in distress (kinda) and Anderson reminisces about an awkward, embarrassing prom experience.

Anderson and Mike have never heard a VERY common phrase, a bad thing happened in a cemetary and Mike might be stuck in a simulation.

Anderson and Mike have never heard a VERY common phrase, a bad thing happened in a cemetary and Mike might be stuck in a simulation.

Anderson heard the Good News, kinda and Mike wandered into some stranger's homes in the Salton Sea.

Coming to you live to tape from a top secret location, the boys talk about meeting their heroes, including an encounter Tyler had this past week with a certain legendary rock singer.

It's Mike's second to last day at the Improv, Anderson has no energy, and Tyler touched a famous hand.

Anderson and Mike are suffering from radiation damage and one of us is changing jobs.

We continue to be idiots and there was a gruesome murder in Tyler's neighborhood! Yay!

We're back and more manic than ever with stories about Palm Springs, the wonder of shadows, a fateful doctor visit and one hell of a way to feed birds.

Oh and here's the bird feeding video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JisWrqwtIeo

We asked for a letter from jail and we got a letter from jail. And boy is it a doozy.

We've got moles, weird growths, and an intense debate about what color the "walking man" on crosswalk signs is.